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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9922 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5721 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are crazier than a pack of wild chickens on a trampoline! we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!
