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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4787 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8595 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!