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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2340 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Votes: | 9376 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are crazier than a pack of wild chickens on a trampoline! we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!
