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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5328 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 265 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are crazier than a pack of wild chickens on a trampoline! we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!
