Have you ever eaten a block of dirt and felt like it was the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chefs have mastered the art of turning dirt into a gourmet delicacy that will have your taste buds dancing with joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are always throwing wild parties. Join them for a night of clucking fun and see if you can keep up with their crazy dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join the madness on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PhotogriefersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	145	Farms Harvested:	776
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	113

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	932005	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	297
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crops Grown:	1179
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

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