so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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