so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1415 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Endless Night Skies: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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