so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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