so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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