so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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