so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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