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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1991 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.