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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9271 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 981 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.