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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3007 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.