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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7412 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 54 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.