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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9628 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!