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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!