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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9172 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!