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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 190 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!