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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1655 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!