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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1406 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4686 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7767 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.