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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7235 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 956 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.