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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Star Shards Collected: | 274 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 216871 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.