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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2027 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.