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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9050 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6416 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.