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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.