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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5814 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.