CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Farms Harvested:	147	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6022	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4279
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8084	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3815
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	250
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mines Excavated:	2609
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	10	Votes:	3503
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1