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MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Villages Defended:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	3987

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	2987
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9206
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	122	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1044

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchantments Applied:	89	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6316	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2