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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 |
you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!