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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1425 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.