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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7430 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 81 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5489 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.