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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6109 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.