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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9948 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 4007 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.