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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6428 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2414 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 127 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 883 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.