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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 271 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 2019 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.