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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7394 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.