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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2664 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.