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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7441 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.