🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1753 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9516 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.