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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 786 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.