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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7514 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.