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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2410 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 866 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.