CraftyWarz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1896	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	578	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Potions Brewed:	95	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8325	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8601	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	4908	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7629
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2346	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7700
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Potions Brewed:	144	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	3063	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8