CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ores Mined:	2698
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1058	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2231	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8394

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mines Excavated:	2172

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8423	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Star Shards Collected:	170

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9810	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	9312	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	8726	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mines Excavated:	4661
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9617
Crops Grown:	3632	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crops Grown:	8659	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2