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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8842 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
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