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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2845 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 6085 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 2902 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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