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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7694 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
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