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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6304 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8439 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
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