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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 498 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 221 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
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